Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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