last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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