we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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