My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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