That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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