I am spending my child support on dildos
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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