Is it normal to miss your booty call?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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