STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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