Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
