THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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