Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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