Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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