Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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