part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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