in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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