So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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