He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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