Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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