I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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