I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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