Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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