Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
