I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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