I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
