im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize
