I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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