We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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