Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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