oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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