What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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