I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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