I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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