rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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