I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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