her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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