I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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