he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
and you fell through a lawn chair
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Randomize