Buhtt sex?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she looked like the before picture.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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