do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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