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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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(703): View more from Virginia

She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine

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(949): View more from California

Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

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(503): View more from Oregon

We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

(505): View more from New Mexico

yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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(925): View more from California

Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.

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(623): View more from Arizona

At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes

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