So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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