also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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