I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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