So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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