Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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