Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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