So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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