The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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