Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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