i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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