im holly from the hills drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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