i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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