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So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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